January 2011
15 posts
Humor Me
tomyhusband:
If I’m seducing you & my underwear is anything other than cotton, pretend it’s awesome. Even if it has arbitrary bows you don’t understand. Keep in mind this little ego-boost of mine cost about thirty-six times more than your twelve pack, so for the sake of your blow job, just fucking humor me.
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